6 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pete's a great guy! You should meet him.
9 ratings
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By Riddle
Joke: Why did Sally fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally
6 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. After the game he asks her, "So what'd you think?"
She replies, "I like the tights and the muscles, but all of that commotion over 25 cents?"
He asks her what she means. She replies, "At the beginning they toss a quarter and one team gets it. Then they spend the rest of the game yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
19 ratings
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Joke: A man is at the bar looking sad. The bartender asks him, "What's with the long face?"
He replies, "I've had three wives, but they've all died."
The bartender replies, "Wow, how'd they go?"
The man replies, "Well, the first one ate poisonous mushrooms."
The bartender asks, "What about the second one?"
He replies, "Poisonous mushrooms."
The bartender asks, "And the third ate poisonous mushrooms?"
The man replies, "Nope she was strangled."
The bartender asks, "Oh no, why?"
The man replies, "She wouldn't eat the damn mushrooms."
2 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Who is a chicken's favorite composer?
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