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Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shaun White!
Shaun White who?
Shaun White like a diamond! Shaun white like a diamond!


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Joke: What is thin, white and scary?


Punch line: Homework.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!


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Joke: What has 10 letters that starts with gas?


Punch line: An automobile.


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