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Joke: The manager of a factory is looking to make the factory more cost efficient. He calls all of his employees to the floor and tells them, "The first man to come up with a great way for us to save money will get $5,000."
A man in front quickly raises his hand. The manager asks him, "That was quick, what's your idea Tom?"
Tom swiftly replies, "Make it $2,000?"
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Joke: What happened when the wheel was invented?
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By IamTHEbest
Joke: A man charged with assault and battery insisted at his trial that he had just pushed his victim "a little bit". When he was pressured by the prosecutor to illustrate just how hard it was, the defendant approached the lawyer, slapped him in the face, grabbed him firmly by the lapels, and flung him over the table and across the room..
He then faced judge and jury and calmly declared, "I would say it was about one-tenth as hard as that."
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Joke: Stalin is giving a big speech when somebody sneezes, he abruptly stops, "Who was that?"
Nobody says a word. Stalin commands, "Execute the first row." The guards do so. "Now who was it?!"
Again nobody says anything. He commands, "Now the second row."
At this point a meek voice chirps, "It was me."
Stalin looks at the man and leans forward, "Bless you, comrade!"
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By Sen077
Joke: Yo mama so ugly when she went to McDonald's they stopped selling happy meals.
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