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Joke: If Chuck Norris breaks into your house you are immediately fined for trespassing.


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Joke: What does a vampire that drinks his own blood say?


Punch line: It tastes irony!


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Joke: Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?


Punch line: To draw blood.


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Joke: A man with no arms went to a guitar shop. He grabs a guitar and asks the owner of the establishment, "How much for this one?"

The owner replies, "$300. If you don't mind me asking, how are you going to use it?"

The man replies, "I'll just play it by ear..."


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Joke: Where do dangerous chemicals go?


Punch line: The hood (fume hood).


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