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Joke: What do you do if you are getting chased by a tiger, lion, and elephant chasing you on horseback?


Punch line: Get off the merry-go-round.


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Joke: A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after. A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor "Where is my baby?!"

The doctor replies "They are both fine, you have a beautiful boy and girl. Your husband went back to work and you were out so long that your brother named them."

The woman looked concerned "Oh no. What did he name them?"

"He named the girl Denise," The doctor replies.

The woman, relieved "Well that's not so bad. What about the boy?"

"Denephew."


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Joke: How do sheep get clean?


Punch line: They take a baa-aa-aa-th.


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Joke: What do pigs give on Valentines day?


Punch line: Valenswines.


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Joke: What is a tree's favorite drink?


Punch line: Root Beer!


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