Joke: Stalin is giving a big speech when somebody sneezes, he abruptly stops, "Who was that?"
Nobody says a word. Stalin commands, "Execute the first row." The guards do so. "Now who was it?!"
Again nobody says anything. He commands, "Now the second row."
At this point a meek voice chirps, "It was me."
Stalin looks at the man and leans forward, "Bless you, comrade!"
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.