Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she eats wheat thicks!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody ordered a small fry from her she started ripping them in half.

Joke: How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?

Joke: Ozzy Osbourne stole the idea of biting a bats head off from Chuck Norris... The only difference is that Chuck used a pterodactyl.