Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she locked herself in her car and she had to call AAA to get her out.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't turn the shower on, he just stares at it until it cries.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she gets welfare for being "Too big to fail."

Joke: There were three boys sitting on a curb. One was an orphan, what gave him away?

Joke: Why are people always mad when you hand them their 80th birthday card?