Good Jokes

Joke: A man is trying to find a spot to park at his favorite bar but it's to busy. After ten minutes of looking he looks up to the sky and says "God, if you get me a space I will pray every day and go to church every Sunday like I should."

Suddenly a great spot opens up right in front of him. He looks up again with excitement and says "Never mind, I found one."

Joke: How many topologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she gets welfare for being "Too big to fail."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
You. If you don't answer the door.

Joke: Chuck Norris can spell any word with M&M's.