Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Joke: Your mama's so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Joke: Why don't people eat clocks?

Joke: A man got his house painted. When the painters were done they handed him the bill. He was surprised to find that the painters were not charging him for paint, just labor. He asked them, "You did a great job, why didn't you charge me for paint?"

The painter replies, "Don't worry about the paint, it's on the house."

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she smiles not even gold fish crackers will smile back.