Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii!
Hawaii who?
I'm great, Hawaii you?
(Hawaii who = how are you)

Joke: Why do stars make such good comedians?

Joke: Why was the constant scared to use a payphone?

Joke: What do elves learn in school?

Joke: A kid got a Chuck Norris action figure for his birthday, and he got mad and called it a doll... He still hasn't snapped out of his coma.