Good Jokes

Joke: What kind of key doesn't open a lock?

Joke: Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

Joke: What did Jon do when his dog ate his science book?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.

Joke: A blonde and a brunette are walking in the forest when they spot a forest fire. The blonde starts to put her running shoes on and the brunette tells her "There is no way you can outrun the fire."

The blonde replies "Don't have to... I just have to outrun you."