Good Jokes

Joke: Three blondes come to a river but can't figure out how to get across. One blonde says, "God, make me a fish so I can swim across the river." So she becomes a fish and swims across the river.

The next blonde woman says, "God, give me a canoe so I can make it across this river." A canoe pops up in the river and she makes it across.

The final blonde says, "God, make me smarter so I can make it across." Poof! She turns into a man and crosses the bridge.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goliath!
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you lookith tired!

Joke: Which candy can't get anywhere on time?

Joke: What do you call a happy cowboy?

Joke: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?