Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, the hospital she was born in has stretchmarks.

Joke: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?

Joke: Why did Avogadro get arrested for hoarding animals?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Mira Mira, on the wall. You're the prettiest of them all.