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Joke: Why did the hipster burn his lips?


Punch line: He drank coffee before it was cool.


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Joke: Why was everybody extremely surprised when Sally failed her driving test?


Punch line: She had Tweeted five times how great it was going.


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Joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?


Punch line: They don't C#.


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Joke: What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?


Punch line: Buck teeth.


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Joke: A man's boat is going down in German waters. He radios for help. On the other end he hears, "Vat is vrong?!"

The man replies, "I'm sinking! I'm sinking!"

The radio shouts back, "Okay! Vat are you sinking about?"


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