Good Jokes

Joke: What is black and white and green and black and white?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome?

Joke: What is a possible anagram of Banach-Tarski?

Joke: Two men lost separated from their wives at a festival and are looking for them. They decide to help each other out. One man asks the other, "So what does your wife look like?"

He pulls out a picture and replies, "She's tall, blonde, fit, huge tits, voluptuous ass, beautiful face and loves sex. How about your wife?"

The other guy grabs the photo, "Screw her, lets just find yours."

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't need the Heimlich maneuver when he's choking. Just give him some Drano.