Good Jokes

Joke: What did the judge say to the racket?

Joke: What ethnicity is Santa Claus?

Joke: Most guys rip their shirts off to prove they are me. Chuck Norris does the same thing with a suit of armor.

Joke: Chuck Norris caught all 493 Pokemon... With yellow version.

Joke: Teacher: Give me a sentence that starts with the letter, "I".
Student: Okay! I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Don't say 'is' after "I". Always put 'am' after "I".
Student: Okay! I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!