Good Jokes

Joke: How do you get the water into watermelon?

Joke: A woman gets onto a bus with her baby and the driver says "That's the ugliest baby!"

She sits down and tells the person next to her "The bus driver just insulted me!"

The person responds "You should go confront him! I'll hold your dog."

Joke: A man went to the store to buy 6 cans on Sprite. You can imagine how mad he was when he got home and discovered he had picked 7UP.

Joke: Why are coffins so hard to sell?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex plain later. Just open the door!