Good Jokes

Joke: Tom walks into his boss' office and tells him, "Sir, I know things are going the best around here but I have three companies that have contacted me recently. I would like a raise."

His boss agrees and after debating the amount for a while they agree on a 5 percent raise. When Tom gets up to leave his boss asks him, "What companies contacted you?"

Tom smiles and says, "The cable, electric, and water company."

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she put a quarter in the parking meter she waited for a gumball to drop out!

Joke: Why do circles, rectangles, and triangles go to the gym?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mayonnaise!
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise a lot of people in here!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus!
Rufus who?
The roof! The roof! The Rufus on fire!