Good Jokes

Joke: Why is multiplying by conjugate pairs so dangerous?

Joke: What is a "sound" sleeper?

Joke: What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Joke: A teacher is announcing her classes next speaker for career day, who happens to be a butcher. She says "He has chicken wings, pigs cheeks, and chicken breast."

One of the students blurts out "He must be really funny looking."

Joke: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine?