Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

Joke: What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

Joke: Did you hear about the guy who created little figurines of Jesus?

Joke: A vulture is boarding a plane carrying a couple of dead raccoon. But before he is able to get on the attendant tells him, "I'm sorry sir, you're only allowed one carrion."

Joke: A wife and her husband are at the dentist. The wife tells the dentist, "I don't have time for anesthesia, just hurry up and pull it."

The dentist replies, "You sure are a brave woman. Just show me which tooth it is and you'll be on your way."

The woman turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth honey."