Good Jokes

Joke: Why did Avogadro get arrested for hoarding animals?

Joke: It was so cold out today, I saw a lawyer put his hands in his own pockets.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her if I could use the bathroom she said "Third bucket on the right."

Joke: Sometimes Chuck Norris gets tired during the day. We call that a solar eclipse.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has triabetes.