Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Joke: Late one night in the insane asylum, one inmate suddenly yelled out, "I am Napoleon!" The inmate in the room next to his asked, "How do you know?" The first inmate replied, "God told me." Then, someone else shouted out, "I did NOT!!"

Joke: A man walks into the bar and says, "Pour me a stiff one! Just got into another fight with the old lady."

The bartender asks him, "How'd it end this time?"

The man replies, "She came crawling back to me on her hands and knees."

The bartender is surprised, "Wow, that's a change. What'd she say?"

The man says, "She said, 'Come out from under there, you little bitch.'"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
George Zimmerman.
George Zimmerman who?
Alright good. You're on the jury.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's done, he just scares the poop out of it.