Good Jokes

Joke: When is homework not homework?

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!

Joke: There was a boy who didn't know the meaning of pregnant, so he went to his mom to ask but his mom looked at him in anger that's why he thought pregnant means anger. The next day, he fell on the neighbor's girl. The girl's mom then said to the boy: "What insolent behavior is this?" So the boy answered, "I fell on the girl. Why are you getting pregnant?"

Joke: A stunning statistic, 3/2 of people are bad at fractions!

Joke: Why can't chemists live in every state?