Good Jokes

Joke: What do you call a mean - tempered horse?

Joke: Have you heard that kangaroos can jump higher than a two-story house?

Joke: What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Joke: A man with no arms went to a guitar shop. He grabs a guitar and asks the owner of the establishment, "How much for this one?"

The owner replies, "$300. If you don't mind me asking, how are you going to use it?"

The man replies, "I'll just play it by ear..."

Joke: I just invented a word...