Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the bowling pins stop working?

Joke: Math Guy 1: Hey, if you take all of my past girlfriends they form a group.

Math Guy 2: How so?

Math Guy 1: If you put any 2 of them together they'll talk about another one.

Math Guy 2: But who's the identity?

Math Guy 1: I had a thing with a psychiatrist a while back...

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she eats wheat thicks!

Joke: Ozzy Osbourne stole the idea of biting a bats head off from Chuck Norris... The only difference is that Chuck used a pterodactyl.

Joke: A man is trying to find a spot to park at his favorite bar but it's to busy. After ten minutes of looking he looks up to the sky and says "God, if you get me a space I will pray every day and go to church every Sunday like I should."

Suddenly a great spot opens up right in front of him. He looks up again with excitement and says "Never mind, I found one."