Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Joke: Late one night in the insane asylum, one inmate suddenly yelled out, "I am Napoleon!" The inmate in the room next to his asked, "How do you know?" The first inmate replied, "God told me." Then, someone else shouted out, "I did NOT!!"

Joke: What do ghosts like on their roast beef?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.

Joke: What do an elephant and a car have in common?