Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama is so fat, she sat on her iPhone and it turned into an iPad!

Joke: Two blondes fall into a hole in the ground. The first one says, "It sure is dark in here isn't it?"

The other blonde replies, "I don't know, I can't see."

Joke: "Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals!"
Hitler: "Mine less then..."
Awaiting Grammar Nazi barges in!
"Mine Fewer!"
Hitler: Yes?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she locked her keys inside of her motorcycle.

Joke: Which monkey can fly?