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Joke: What do you do if a rhino charges you?


Punch line: Give him a credit card.


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Joke: A man's boat is going down in German waters. He radios for help. On the other end he hears, "Vat is vrong?!"

The man replies, "I'm sinking! I'm sinking!"

The radio shouts back, "Okay! Vat are you sinking about?"


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Joke: Why did the pop can crusher retire?


Punch line: It was soda pressing!


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Joke: Where does a sheep get its hair cut?


Punch line: At the baa baa shop.


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Joke: When do ducks wake up?


Punch line: At the quack of dawn!


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