Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her belt loops have mile markers.

Joke: Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying?

Joke: A man's boat is going down in German waters. He radios for help. On the other end he hears, "Vat is vrong?!"

The man replies, "I'm sinking! I'm sinking!"

The radio shouts back, "Okay! Vat are you sinking about?"

Joke: Two gang members are strolling through the forest when one says, "It's actually pretty scary out here."

The other one replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone out here."

Joke: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?