Good Jokes

Joke: It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."

Joke: Why was everybody extremely surprised when Sally failed her driving test?

Joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Joke: What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her belt loops have mile markers.