Good Jokes

 

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Joke: How do you catch a squirrel?


Punch line: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.


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Joke: What did the cake say to the candle?


Punch line: You're burning my back.


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Joke: Yo mama's like the sun. Big, round, and hard to look at.


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Joke: A blonde, brunette and a red head are stuck on an island; but they see land in the distance and decide to swim to it.

The brunette swims 1/4 of the way but can't continue and decides to turn back.

The red head swims 1/3 of the way but can't continue and decides to turn back.

The blonde swims 1/2 of the way but decides she can't continue and swims back to the island.


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Joke: What shape is your hair in the morning?


Punch line: A wreck tangle!


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