Good Jokes

Joke: One chemistry student asks another help. The other student says "If this homework was any more basic it would have a pH of 15.

Joke: Why did the man take a hammer to bed?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Never mind, I don't want to get sick.

Joke: Why did the hipster burn his lips?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.
(It's a song)