Good Jokes

Joke: Two men are talking about their wives. The first one says, "My wife's an angel!"

The other man replies, "Lucky! My wife's still alive."

Joke: What is the biggest pencil in the world?

Joke: Who invented spaghetti?

Joke: What's the most important part of an underwear joke?

Joke: A blonde walks into a store and shows a clerk she would like a particular TV. He tells her, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

Enraged she goes home, dyes her hair, and returns the next day. She approaches another salesman and shows him the TV. He tells her, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

Angry, she says, "How did you know I was blonde?"

He replies, "That's not a TV, it's a microwave."