Good Jokes

Joke: A man smells his wife making his favorite cookies as he is about to die. He decides to crawl downstairs to get one final treat before he goes. As he reaches for one of the cookies his wife smacks his hand with the spatula, "No! Those are for the funeral."

Joke: Mississippi, how do you spell it?

Joke: Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry me!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!