Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she had three guesses on a coin flip and still lost.

Joke: A man's wife yells up the stairs to him, "The sun's finally come out!" He quickly throws shorts, flip flops, and a tank top on.

When he runs down stairs he sees his son holding his friend Tom's hand. The man's wife looks at him shocked, and says, "Oh God, not you too."

Joke: For Chuck Norris the first time's the charm.

Joke: A student got sodium chlorite in his mouth and became very sick.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's There?
Bumblebee
Bumblebee Who?
Bumblebee cold if you don't pull your pants up!