Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Joke: The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."

But instead John came in fifth and got a toaster.

Joke: What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to you! I think I just hit your car!