Good Jokes

Joke: A bartender says "We don't allow your kind in here."

A faster-than-light neutrino walks into the bar.

Joke: Why is the sky covered with clouds when it is storming?

Joke: What happens to flies on toilet seats?

Joke: What is a fish's favorite country?

Joke: Yo mama's so dumb, she returned doughnuts because they had holes in them.