Good Jokes

Joke: Can a ninja throw a ninja star?

Joke: What's the best part thing about alphabet soup?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lego!
Lego who?
Lego to the movies!

Joke: A man's children were curious about their names. The man's daughter asked him, "Dad, how did i get my name?" The father replied, "Well, you were laying down under a tree and a rose fell on your head, so i named you rose."

The second daughter asked, "Dad, how did i get MY name?" The father replied. "Well, you were laying down under a tree and a lily fell on your head, so i named you Lily."

Then his son came in the room and yelled, "RAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRRR!!!"

The father replied, "Shut up, Brick!"

Joke: Yo mama's fat, her yearbook pictures were taken with Google Earth.