Good Jokes

Joke: What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

Joke: Is Schrodinger's cat alive?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn't it?

Joke: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Joke: Why'd the man's wife think he was dreaming about writing The Lord of the Rings?