Good Jokes

Joke: How do you blind a blonde woman?

Joke: What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

Joke: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Joke: What do you call competing podiatrists?

Joke: Police Officer Nico receives a call from his chief. His chief tells him "Nico. I'm sorry but you're going to have to arrest your mother."

Nico starts to reply "Chief-" but is interrupted by his chief.

"Nico, I know it's hard, but it's part of the job."

Nico pauses and replies "Sir, I was just going to ask for backup."