Good Jokes

Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, I could go for some almonds though.

Joke: A man accidentally ate a bunch of Scrabble pieces. The doctor says his next poop could spell disaster.

Joke: How is an iPad like a pirate?

Joke: Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Joke: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?