Good Jokes

Joke: In the middle of a flight a man stands up, turns around, and yells, "Hijack!"

Everybody freaks out. Men begin to cower and women begin to weep. Suddenly a man in the back of the plane stands up and says, "Hi Ahmed! How are the kids?"

Joke: Why did the tea fall down a hill?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia been gone! I can't breath for the first time!

Joke: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Joke: Two men are playing golf together when they catch up to a couple of ladies who are playing very slowly. One of the men decides to ask them if they can play through but as he approaches them he realizes the women are his wife and mistress.

He tells the second man about the situation so the second man decides he will ask. He quickly turns around and says, "Small world."