Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1!

Joke: Yo mama so ugly, when kids go trick or treating, they give her candy.

Joke: Chuck Norris once cloned himself and decided to fight his clone. You may ask who won the fight? Chuck Norris did.

Joke: What do you call a fat psychic?

Joke: A man is sitting in his living room when his so opens the front door of their house and yells, "Dad!"

The father quickly yells to the son, "If you want to talk to me get in here!"

The son runs in with his shoes on, "Sorry, where's the hose? I stepped in some dog poo."