Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she goes camping, bears hide their food.

Joke: Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Joke: Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Joke: A picture is worth a thousand words, but if Chuck Norris doesn't like it it is worth a thousand roundhouse kicks to the face.