Good Jokes

Joke: What happened to the kid who watched the sun all day to track its location?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Open the door so I can bite you!

Joke: A golf club walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not?" asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later" replies the bartender.

Joke: What do you call fake noodles?

Joke: What is the most delicious snake?