Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris was once challenged to a breathe holding contest by a fish. Needless to say, the fish drowned.

Joke: What kind of car did Jesus drive?

Joke: Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"

Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."

Joke: Why was the man relieved when his credit card was stolen?

Joke: Do you wanna hear a construction joke?