Good Jokes

Joke: Noble gases are rude. No matter how much you interact with them you can't get a reaction.

Joke: Chuck Norris is an organ donor. He's donated hundreds of bodies.

Joke: An ant and a centipede are hanging out and they run out of pop. The ant is going to get more but the centipede tells him, "Let me go, I'm faster with all of my legs." The ant agrees.

After waiting a couple of hours the ant calls the centipede, "What's taking so long?"

The centipede replies, "Hold on, I almost have my shoes on."

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she opened her email just so she could eat the spam.

Joke: Chuck Norris eats steak with a plastic spork.