Joke #542

Joke: A golf club walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not?" asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later" replies the bartender.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!

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Joke: How does a lion treat other animals in the jungle?

Joke: Which nutrient is most supportive of growing adolescents?