Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she uses hair spray on her pet rabbit.

Joke: Yo mama's fat, her yearbook pictures were taken with Google Earth.

Joke: Yo mama is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes!

Joke: Mathematics is composed of 50 percent proofs, 50 percent formulas, and 50 percent imagination.

Joke: A kid takes a chemistry test, but in order to pass the class he has to get a perfect score on the test. He studied hard, but when he gets it back he got 1 question wrong. The question was "How many valence electrons does hydrogen have?" In a rush he answered "2".

Depressed, he walks home. But as he is walking he kicks a random lamp. He picks up the lamp and suddenly a genie flies out of it. He says "I will grant you one wish!"

The kid replies "I wish got that question right," and the universe explodes.